Jokes & Gags

12 tubs of toilet putty that makes rude noises when you press it into the tub with your finger. Fab squishy fun for kids young and old. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

12 packs of rattle snake magnets that sing and zing when they bump into each other. Great party bag filler, party prize or retail item. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

50 boxes of fun snaps with each box containing approx 50 snaps. Throw them on the ground to make them 'bang'. Not to be sold to under 16's. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Bright, bold and brilliantly squeezable, these Squishy Bananas are a fun addition to any pocket money toy, novelty or sensory range. Measuring approximately 13cm long, each banana has a cheerful bright yellow finish with contrasting green tips and a satisfyingly soft, squidgy feel that makes it hard...

These Large Squishy Bananas are a brilliantly fun novelty toy that's perfect for anyone who loves squeezing, stretching and squishing! Measuring an impressive 17cm long, each bright yellow banana has a soft, tactile feel that makes it incredibly satisfying to squeeze in your hands. Simply squash it,...

Get ready to have some squishy, stretchy fun with our 12 x Stretchy Poop Toys 14cm! Each of these hilarious toys comes with eyes and measures 10.5cm long, making them the perfect size for kids to play with. Whether you're looking for a gross practical joke or just a fun toy to play with, these stretchy...

Looking for the perfect party bag fillers or pocket money toys? Look no further than our 24 x Smiley Sticky Window Tumblers! These fun and colourful smiley face sticky toys are designed to tumble down end over end when thrown at a window, providing endless entertainment for kids and adults alike. Each...

Get ready to unleash the laughter with our 18 x Happy Farters Day Whoopee Cushions! These self-inflating whoopee cushions are the ultimate gag gift for Father's Day, guaranteed to bring joy and giggles to any gathering. Whether you're looking to prank your dad or just want to add some humor to your family...

Are you tired of those hard-to-reach itchy spots on your back? Say goodbye to discomfort with our 12 x Extending Metal Back Scratchers! These handy tools are not just your average back scratchers; they are the ultimate solution for those pesky itches that seem to appear out of nowhere. Crafted from durable...

Introducing our 24 x Super Stretchy Sticky Spiders, the ultimate addition to your Halloween decorations. These delightful and eerie creatures are designed to enhance the spooky atmosphere of your Halloween festivities, making them a must-have for any Halloween party or event. Pack size 20x14cm.Crafted...

Looking for the perfect stress-relieving toy? Look no further than our 12 x Squidgy Stress Bananas! These fun and squishy yellow bananas are perfect for relieving stress and anxiety. Each banana measures 18cm long, making them the ideal size for squeezing and squishing to your heart's content. These...

Introducing our 24 x Super Stretchy Sticky Scorpions, the ultimate addition to your Halloween decorations and party supplies. These unique and versatile scorpions are designed to captivate and entertain, making them a must-have for any Halloween celebration. Crafted from high-quality materials, our Super...

Introducing the 12 x Shark Grabbers 24cm, the ultimate addition to your collection of Summer outdoor toys. These innovative Shark Grabber toys are designed to provide endless fun and excitement for children during the warm summer months. Each grabber measures an impressive 24cm, making them the perfect...

Looking to add some spooky fun to your Halloween party? Look no further than our Spider Window Walkers! These terrifying plastic spiders are perfect for scuttling down glass or smooth walls, creating a spine-chilling effect that will delight your guests. With 12 spiders in each pack, you'll have plenty...

12 super squishy eyeballs. A fantastically gross toy for Halloween party bag fillers or prizes. Each one is 6cm in diameter and is supplied in assorted colours. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Looking for a fun and mischievous way to prank your friends or add some spooky fun to your Halloween celebrations? Look no further than this Wind Up Toy Mouse! These joke mice are perfect for pranks and jokes, and make great pocket money toys for kids. Simply wind them up and watch them scurry around...

Squeeze these bags to make spooky Halloween noises. Requires 3 x LR44 batteries (included). If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Fun extending Dinosaur Skull grabbers in 2 assorted styles. Each measures 32cm. Ideal for all dinosaur lovers If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Introducing our exquisite collection of 24 x Furry Black Spiders 4pk, the perfect addition to your Halloween decorations. These realistic furry black spiders are designed to create an eerie atmosphere, making them an essential component of your Halloween props. Each pack contains four spiders, ensuring...

Introducing the 24 x Whoopee Cushions, the ultimate collection of retro whoopee cushions that promises to bring laughter and joy to any gathering. These classic gag gifts are perfect for prank enthusiasts and are designed to deliver the timeless humor that has entertained generations. Each cushion is...

Ninjas with moving arm and legs that slide down a window or smooth surface thanks to the clever sticky wheel in their backs. Why not have 2 and race them to the bottom. Assorted designs. Card size 15x11.5cm If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try...

Introducing our premium 36 x Groan Tubes 39cm, the ultimate addition to your collection of Sound Toys. These innovative Groan Noise Makers are designed to provide endless entertainment and excitement for children and adults alike. Each tube measures an impressive 39cm, making them the perfect size for...

Wind up these clockwork chattering teeth and watch them jump and chomp around. A great fun retro toy that will be sure to delight children of all ages. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Are you ready to add a splash of fun to your party bags? Introducing our 24 x Pop Up Glitter Poop 6cm the ultimate squishy poop toys that are sure to bring laughter and joy to kids and adults alike! These delightful pop up poop toys are not just your average novelty items; they are designed to provide...

A classic prank, these Joke Pop Out Eye Glasses are a must-have toy loved by both young and old. With their hilarious falling out eyeballs, they are sure to bring laughter and amusement to any occasion. These glasses are perfect for fancy dress parties, adding a touch of humour to any costume. They also...

Looking to add a splash of fun to your next party or event? Our 12 x Inflatable Bananas, each measuring a whopping 80cm, are just what you need! These vibrant, eye-catching inflatable bananas are perfect for any occasion, from tropical-themed bashes to summer pool parties. Made from high-quality, durable...

Ouch! Plastic thumb with bloody bandage. Card size 11x14cm If you require more stock please email us.

Looking to ramp up your summer fun? Look no further than our 72 x Water Bombs 16pk! These vibrant, colourful water bombs are the ultimate party bag fillers that will have everyone ready for an epic water fight. Perfect for birthday parties, family gatherings, or just a sunny day in the backyard, these...

Welcome to the world of wholesale jokes and novelty toys! If you're looking to add a touch of fun and surprise to your collection, then our 24 x Joke Shock Pens are the perfect choice. These shocking pens are not your ordinary writing utensils - they are a hilarious way to prank your friends and family!...

24 super sticky stretchy lizards in 3 assorted colours. Each measures 25cm unstretched and they can stretch up to 4 times their original size. Perfect toy for filling party bags. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

24 packs of 3 joke lotto scratch cards in a display box. A great prank to play on your friends and family. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Welcome to the world of stretchy slingshot dinosaurs! These adorable little creatures are ready to bring some prehistoric fun into your life. Each pack contains 24 stretchy slingshot dinosaurs, each measuring 11cm in length. These pocket money toys are perfect for summer fairs, party bag fillers, or...

24 tubs of magic poo putty, each measuring 7x2cm. Totally gross but kids will love playing with the slimy goop! If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Bring classic prank shop fun to your shelves with these Joke Stink Bombs a timeless novelty item that's guaranteed to get customers laughing! Each small individual box contains 3 stink bomb bottles, perfect for harmless practical jokes, party bags, joke shops, pocket money purchases and novelty gift...

12 smiley face squeeze toys with rubber hair. Individually boxed, assorted colours. Ideal party bag fillers or party game prizes. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

A full display box containing 12 packets of joke parking tickets. Each pack contains 6 tickets each with a plastic envelope. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Introducing our delightful 12 x Squishy Christmas Bubble Blowers, the perfect addition to your festive celebrations! These charming Squishy Christmas toys are designed to bring joy and excitement to children and adults alike. Each bubble blower features a fun latex bubble that inflates and deflates when...

Get ready to gross out your friends with these super sticky and stretchy translucent slugs! Card size measuring 11x14cm each, these yucky toys are perfect for scaring and pranking. Remember the famous scene from Harry Potter when Ron had slugs coming out of his mouth? Whether you're looking for wholesale...

Get ready to see the world from a whole new perspective with our Rear View Spy Glasses! This set includes 12 individually boxed magic rear view spy glasses, perfect for sharing the fun with friends and family. Whether you're playing detective, hosting a spy-themed party, or simply looking to add a touch...

Are you ready to add some fun and laughter to your day? Introducing our 12 x Squishy Sugar Maltose Poop toys! These delightful squishy poop toys are not just your average stress relief toys; they are the ultimate way to bring a smile to anyone's face. Made from high-quality sugar maltose, these toys...

This small bag will provide BIG laughs! Create disgusting noises by squeezing the bag, then blame it on an unsuspecting victim. Kids will love creating mischief with this harmless prank. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for...

Hook the chickens head over your finger, then pull it back and let go! Hey presto - flying chicken! a great party bag filler toy or stocking filler for Christmas. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Introducing our 24 x Super Stretchy Sticky Centipedes, the ultimate addition to your Halloween decorations and props. These super sticky centipedes are designed to captivate and amuse, making them a perfect choice for your spooky celebrations. Crafted with high-quality materials, these stretchy centipedes...

48 mini squishy Christmas themed toys. A fantastically fun toy for Christmas party bag fillers or stocking fillers. Each one is 5cm in diameter and is supplied in assorted festive designs. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in...

6 x Fishin' for Floaters Bath Game. A gross game for kids (and adults!). Box size 24x17x7cm

Squeeze these bags and provide big laughs this festive season by giving your Elves a hysterical soundtrack! Requires 3 x LR44 batteries (included) If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Have fun this Christmas with these great practical jokes. Your ELves will have great fun pranking the children. Supplied assorted. If you require more stock than we are showing as available, please contact us and we will try and order more in for you.

Get ready for non-stop giggles with the 1001 Really Stupid Jokes Book! Bursting with over 1,000 hilarious jokes, silly puns, laugh-out-loud one-liners and wonderfully daft riddles, this fun-filled book is guaranteed to keep children, friends and families entertained for hours. Packed with easy-to-read...